Every day an old man in the neighborhood saw a boy playing soccer with a plastic ball with torn shoes and bare feet. One day he went to buy new underwear and came back and told the boy to wear these shoes... the boy wore the shoes and was happy. He turned to the old man and said: Are you God?! The old man bit his lip and said no! The boy said, "So you are a friend of God, because last night I just told God that I don't have shoes...